What scripts do you have for websites?

I need a script that returns the user's real steamID, tells me if they're a scammer, caution, or have a pending report (pending report needs to be clickable).

The current method I'm using just loads your site, and then does other BG checks on the user. That's a bit too slow.
Got anything faster then loading your site directly?

1. There are various of those out there to get the "real" steamID.
2. To get tag statuses you could apply for the Web API.
3. Pending reports are currently not provided via the API's afaik.
4. Making the report link "Clickable" is as simple as a forum search link, replacing the ID64, thats for your CMS to handle, not for the "script". Example link: http://forums.steamrep.com/search/search/?keywords=76561198124715198&o=date

Also, you don't define anything of anything existing in which you would "use" the "script". I think you are just throwing it to see if any sticks. If you can script yourself, you can do all that yourself.

why is it i cant reply on all of the trades posted by others and mine?

Horsey replied to you here - http://forums.steamrep.com/threads/dota2lounge.123936/#post-34361